Horace Says...

Dammit

I completely understand the need for a secret diary. One where thoughts can be expressed without concern for the feelings of others.

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Have you kissed my ass yet?

My head hurts. My face hurts. My body hurts because I keep coughing. I have a near constant stream of clear liquid dripping from my nose, which is completely congested and I can’t breathe through. My GP tells me it’s allergies. Based on the skin prick test of 3 years ago, my allergist tells me I’m not allergic to anything. WTF? Something must change now.

There are certainly different types of attention whores, and I think there is at least one of each in my family. Yes, that obviously includes me. I have even watched some of them mature and become excellent humans. The implication being, of course, that being an attention whore is both not necessarily a bad thing, nor does it mean you are a bad person. I understand that the connotation isn’t good, at best, but it needn’t be that way. I’d like to believe, for example that I’m not a bad person, nor is seeking the attention I seek bad either for me or for those I seek it from.

I have no problem with the positive attention whores (like a certain actress i know and her musician bf), or the innocent attention whores (like a certain three year old I know). What I do have a problem with are the attention whores that simply must have the proverbial spotlight even though it should clearly be being directed elsewhere (such as at the attention whore whose birthday it is, or the child attention whore who is demonstrating a skill they are learning) just to prove how much smarter and/or funnier they are.

C’mon. You’ll have a legitimate turn in the spotlight. Let the light shine where it should and stop being the asshole that everyone knows you are and sees you as. For once. Please.

What kind of idiot doesn’t like garlic?

Thank you Travis Tritt. Simple songs for a simple beginner.

I think it may be time to create another pseudonim. A super ultra top secret pseudonim. One so secret that I don’t even know what it is.

The circle may be small, but the quality of the friends is very high.

Yes. I’m feeling the need to be dramatic.